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Don't Poke Him In Church! 
6th-Mar-2004 02:26 pm
A couple was sitting in church. The man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "GOD!"
The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?"
Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"
Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam
when she didn't want any more children?"
The knitter poked her husband again,
but this time he got up and screamed:
"Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"

The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Felix- to the left
Comments 
6th-Mar-2004 12:06 pm (UTC)
hehe cute.
6th-Mar-2004 02:41 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!! :D
6th-Mar-2004 04:35 pm (UTC)
:)
6th-Mar-2004 03:43 pm (UTC)
hahaah i love jokes!! you're amazing <3

ps i missss you tons : (
6th-Mar-2004 04:32 pm (UTC)
hehe you should have read the dildo one a few posts back.

i miss you toooo!!! we have to hang out sometime soon.
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6th-Mar-2004 06:16 pm (UTC)
Hahah nice one!!
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7th-Mar-2004 02:59 am (UTC)
hehe go back a few entries or previous ones, there is a real good one about a dildo :)
7th-Mar-2004 04:23 am (UTC)
Hah ok I shall ^_^
7th-Mar-2004 04:47 pm (UTC)
hehe i just noticed we have the same name almost (mine is elegance wasted) i think i remember talking to you about that once a while back hehe

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7th-Mar-2004 08:42 pm (UTC)
Hehe I don't remember that but ok ^_^

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