im sorry brigid, but i have too. lol :p
i made up for it with a hot grissom icon so you'll forgive me
people keep sending me these!
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both of his
arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's the president
of the United States."