Queer couple, walking arm-in-arm: Right heeere!
--East Village
Conductor: This is the Q local. An express train is right across the platform. [Doors close] Wave goodbye!
--Q train
Conductor: Once again, ladies and gentlemen, today is July 31st. November monthly tickets are no longer valid on this train.
--LIRR
Conductor: This is the Six local train. Next stop is 42nd, Grand Central. And remember, folks, if you're having a bad day, don't try to have a good one. That's just impossible. Next stop, 42nd.
--6 train
Bus driver: The next stop on this bus is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready!
--M79 bus