Captain of the Innuendo Squad. (brandinsbabe) wrote,
Captain of the Innuendo Squad.
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Frat boys in truck: Wooo! Where the ladies at?!
Queer couple, walking arm-in-arm: Right heeere!

--East Village


Conductor: This is the Q local. An express train is right across the platform. [Doors close] Wave goodbye!

--Q train


Conductor: Once again, ladies and gentlemen, today is July 31st. November monthly tickets are no longer valid on this train.

--LIRR


Conductor: This is the Six local train. Next stop is 42nd, Grand Central. And remember, folks, if you're having a bad day, don't try to have a good one. That's just impossible. Next stop, 42nd.

--6 train


Bus driver: The next stop on this bus is Fifth Avenue. Please have your passports ready!

--M79 bus
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