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Operation this-will-most-likely-end-badly is a go!
a really hot geek
19th-Sep-2007 11:23 pm
Lady #1: The doctor has me on all kinds of medication for my STD.
Lady #2: Oh?
Daughter of lady #1: Mom, for the last time, it's 'SVT,' not 'STD.' You have a heart condition, not a sexually transmitted disease.
Lady #1: Shit, I really have to stop getting those two things mixed up!

--E train

Chick: You have to be really careful nowadays downloading things online.
Dude: Amber, I have been downloading porn since I was 11. I think I know what I'm doing...

--F train

NYU student: It must be hard to kill someone.
NYU professor: No, it's not.

--Washington Square Park
Felix- to the left
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