: The doctor has me on all kinds of medication for my STD.
Daughter of lady #1
: Mom, for the last time, it's 'SVT,' not 'STD.' You have a heart condition, not a sexually transmitted disease.
: Shit, I really have to stop getting those two things mixed up!
Chick: You have to be really careful nowadays downloading things online.
Dude: Amber, I have been downloading porn since I was 11. I think I know what I'm doing...
NYU student: It must be hard to kill someone.
NYU professor: No, it's not.
--Washington Square Park