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the weekly overheard in new york dot com 
15th-Nov-2007 12:42 am
White mom: Which kitty is your favorite?
Little girl holding book of baby animals: The black one!
Mom: The black one? He sure is a cute kitty.
Little girl, loudly: Once you go black, you never go back!
Passing thug, flashing her a thumbs-up: Word!
White mom: I don't care what your father says, we are so moving to Westchester.

--Commodore Barry Park, Fort Greene, Brooklyn


Cafeteria lady: So, you been good this weekend?
Frat boy: No! Me and my girlfriend got totally shit-faced!
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I.'
Frat boy: What?
Cafeteria lady: 'My girlfriend and I got totally shit-faced.'
Frat boy: Whoa! You have a girlfriend?! Hardcore!

--NYU


Conductor: Attention, passengers, this J Train is now going express to Myrtle. You hear me? Express. Express! There is a local train right behind this one. This train is going express! [Mob of angry passengers exits train.] Psych! This is a local J Train to Manhattan. Next stop: Chauncey. Please enjoy the leg room brought to you by the New York City MTA.

--Broadway Junction Station, Brooklyn

Little girl, about hobo wrestling with a bush: Mommy, why is he doing that?
Mother: I don't know, honey.
Little girl: Maybe he's the gardener!
Mother: Maybe! Or maybe he's just fucking crazy.

--Washington Square Park

Mom: Don't kick that box! It could have a bomb in it!
Four-year-old boy: Oh, great, Mom. Something else to worry about.

--58th & 2nd

Seven-year-old girl, hopping furiously on one leg: My legs are confusing me!

--Corson Ave, Staten Island

and last but not least:
Mom, about man on train with flowers: Awww, he has flowers. They're probably for his girlfriend.
Eight-year-old daughter: Mom, you never know! They could be for a boy.

--LIRR
Felix- to the left
Comments 
15th-Nov-2007 06:43 am (UTC)
fantastic. how'd you know i needed a good laugh.
15th-Nov-2007 02:04 pm (UTC)
Ha ha! I love these. I don't know why I never go to that site myself, but I always forget about it until you post again. But every time I read the ones you post, I end up laughing out loud at some point. Keep 'em coming! ;)
15th-Nov-2007 02:50 pm (UTC)
I think that first one is the best. LOL!
15th-Nov-2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
Okay, the 8 year old on the LIRR is going to be the most well balanced person on the planet...that one was my favorite lol
15th-Nov-2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
*has died laughing*
15th-Nov-2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
I love the first one, cracked me up!
17th-Nov-2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
these are always priceless! ny-ers always seem to say the funniest things.
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