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good ones this week! 
12th-Dec-2007 11:17 pm
ovreheardinnewyork.com

Girlfriend: I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I just keep falling asleep at the oddest times. I think I may be suffering from necrophilia.
Boyfriend: I sure hope you mean narcolepsy.
Girlfriend: Oh, yeah. I always get those confused.
Boyfriend: Well, as long as it's only the definitions that you confuse and not the symptoms...

--Grand Central

Hipster: The last time we were shrooming, I Febreezed the shit out of you.

--5th & 2nd

Chick on cell: I don't know what you're saying, but I have a ton of weed, so it doesn't matter.

--9th & 5th

Old, crunchy hipster: I'm all set -- I've got my weed in this pocket, and my granola bar in this one!

--Zappa Plays Zappa, Beacon Theater


Seven-year-old boy: Mom, I'm allergic to heroin.

--Duane Reade, 145th St

amphleteers: Take this pamphlet -- we swear we aren't fanatics!
Guy: I'm sure you aren't, unlike those Jews for Jesus assholes.
Pamphleteer: We are from Jews for Jesus! [Guy walks away laughing.]

--St. Mark's & 2nd

Dad: How was school today, buddy?
Three-year-old: Good... But my fucking truck broke.

--86th St & Central Park West

Smiling dad to giggling infant he's holding: Yeah, get yo' laugh on!

--49th & 10th

Cop to others: You know what's really fucking funny? Everybody around here looks fucking suspicious.

--Union Square (LOL SO TRUE)
Felix- to the left
Comments 
13th-Dec-2007 04:50 am (UTC)
Those are awesome especially the Febreeze one. :D
13th-Dec-2007 06:17 am (UTC)
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a while:

Girlfriend: I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I just keep falling asleep at the oddest times. I think I may be suffering from necrophilia.
Boyfriend: I sure hope you mean narcolepsy.
Girlfriend: Oh, yeah. I always get those confused.
Boyfriend: Well, as long as it's only the definitions that you confuse and not the symptoms...


Hee! That's awesome.
13th-Dec-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
I love the first one, that's one of the best I've heard in a while. And the Febreeze one xD
13th-Dec-2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
I love the necrophilia one and the 3 year old. LOL
13th-Dec-2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
lol I love this site. I think my favorite is the first one
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