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18th-Jan-2008 12:16 am
these are the funniest in a while!

Dude #1: They have been underestimating my power.
Dude #2: What?
Dude #1: They have been underestimating my power for quite some time now.
Dude #2: What are you, a supervillain? Who's been underestimating your power? The justice league?
Dude #1: No, the electric company. They say I owe them eight hundred dollars.
Dude #2: Dude, you and I were having two totally different conversations.

--Penn Station


Tourista #1, about street sign with large bend in middle: Why does the Gershwin Way sign have a curve in it like that?
Tourista #2: I think it's to symbolize Gershwin's music.
New Yorker passerby: A truck backed into it, ya stupid bitches.

--NW corner, E 50 St & Broadway


Columbia student volunteer: So, who knows what soy milk is?
Fourth grade girls: [Silence.]
Columbia student volunteer: Well, soy milk tastes like milk, but it's made with beans.
Fourth grader: Hold the phone -- beans has titties?

--P.S. 125


Little boy sitting on dad's shoulders and crying: But I make good decisions! I want to take a taxi! I don't want to take the bus! I make good decisions. Why doesn't anybody listen to meee?!
Dad: Honey, because you're three.
Little boy, sobbing and hailing a cab: Taxi!

--Uptown M15 bus stop


Bald white monk in orange robes: [Mumbling to himself.]
Bimbette, to friend: I guess he's, like, praying for a safe journey.
Bald white monk in orange robes: No, I'm on the phone [shows BlackBerry].

--Metro-North
Felix- to the left
Comments 
18th-Jan-2008 06:33 am (UTC)
BWAHAHA oh that last one is awesome. Oh, LMAO.

Edited at 2008-01-18 06:37 am (UTC)
18th-Jan-2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
Look, here's one for you from celebritywit.com:

Just Let It Go, Man. Just Let It Go.

New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I've been looking for my lost dog for days. I've been all over the area day and night, calling, 'Cricket, Cricket,' trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You're hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua.


XD
18th-Jan-2008 06:49 am (UTC)
*cannot stop laughing* THESE ARE ALL GENIUS.
18th-Jan-2008 11:33 am (UTC)
*laughs* Hilarious! That first one made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing these!! :)
18th-Jan-2008 02:39 pm (UTC)
omg these are hilarious. Every time you post one of these, I end up laughing out loud. You cheer up my day! I especially like the one about the electric bill, the one about the street sign, and the one with the 3-year-old hailing a cab. Hee!
18th-Jan-2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
Bald white monk in orange robes: No, I'm on the phone [shows BlackBerry].
*dies laughing*

Dude #1: No, the electric company. They say I owe them eight hundred dollars.
Dude #2: Dude, you and I were having two totally different conversations.

:D :D :D
18th-Jan-2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha oh man where has this site been all my life!
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